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I found some nuggets of gold while scrolling through my twitter page. Allow me to share.

A7
"There is antibodies and germ."
"Mmm, smell my face."

C7
game: name a part of the body
"Thorax!"
In reference to crawfish: "Remember when we when crotch fishing?"

M7
"It's like I married a soap opera."

Sheesh...

Some C7 quotes.

"I'm a kid, mom. T-O-Y, kid."

"Do you remember on red robinhood?"

"Dear ____, I'm sorry I gave you a wedgie. It was fun."

If this blog were mandatory...

I'd be fired. I love how I update this about every 2-3 years. Last I checked in, I had two kids, was coming to terms with my new status as a non-smoker and was really upset about winter. Now I have three kids, am still coping with my non-smoker status (which I probably always will. Is it a relationship that takes half as long to recover? So 2 years down, 6 more to go..) still hate the winter, but no longer have to meet in Davenport since Brian moved to Phoenix a few weeks ago. Thank goodness because I don't like driving in the snow with an infant. Brian seems to be happy down there so far. All that sun doesn't hurt, I'm sure. The kids Skype with him a couple times a week so he can read The Hobbit.

We have a baby, by the way. I know I mentioned that, but I should probably elaborate. He's amazing, he's almost 4 months and he's named after a hard-core biblical God Lover. His name is G7. He's 1/4 thai. It's awesome. I love him super bad and I'm so happy he's in my life. I want to hold him all the time but then nothing gets done around the house. It wouldn't matter anyway because I've totally lost my short term memory and have turned into a bumbling ditz. It's awful. Seriously, I can't stand it. I feel like I'm getting Alzheimer's. But if this what I must endure to have G7 in my life, so be it.

It snowed today. It looked beautiful but that wore off after an hour of shoveling at 7am. I was really tired an hour ago but now I'm awake again and if I can't fall asleep I will go insane tomorrow. I have to start learning how to function with 3 kids now. I haven't mastered it yet and it's driving me nutz. Thank goodness M7 is perfect because I'm about as crazy as you can get right now and he's handling it very well. Thank you, Jesus for my perfect asian.

Night night.